My Cat Is So Ugly

2009-07-13T13:49:00.000-07:00

This photograph blessedly crops out those disgusting feet, but we're still left with that face. That painfully grotesque face. You know that saying, "This is a face that only a mother could love"? Well her mother took one look at that face and promptly keeled over from ugly.

2009-07-09T06:47:00.000-07:00

Look at this, just look at it. Even her feet are ugly. Even when her body is hidden from view, the ugliness of the viewable parts just compensates for what's missing. Those feet, they're like missiles of ugliness, sent out to strike me blind with disgust. I'll bet they stink too.

2009-07-08T10:43:00.000-07:00

Here she is again, trying to mask her incredible ugliness by hiding in a rolled up bit of carpet. Needless to say, it's not working, the ugliness shines out from her like a beacon.

2009-07-08T05:38:00.000-07:00

This my seriously ugly cat. Just look at her, look at how ugly she is. See that paper bag she's sitting in? I tried putting that over her face to hide her grotesqueness, but instead she mocks me and flaunts her grossness full-on. Sometimes I swear that she's proud of how ugly she is the way she's constantly looking at me and getting all up in my face. Ugh. I can hardly bear to even post this picture.